This place is a perfect synthesis between Mexico and Alabama. #alabama #mexico @evildorina (at Taqueria El Cazador)

So I went to a gun range with my brother today.  First time I’d been to one.  Also the first time I’d fired a hand gun.  Also, I am a naturally skilled marksman…  See the target with the red circle in the middle?  See the bullet hole right in the center of it?  That was my first shot from the scope rifle.  See the small blue dude with the hole in the top of his head?  That was my third shot.  Now notice that he’s pretty tiny in the upper corner of the main target paper.

I missed my calling.  kidding.  A lot of it is due to the accuracy of the rifle.  And hours of me playing video games.

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oujoux:

Today’s to do list: 1) go outside 2) work 3) eat 4) Toy store 5) Star Trek 6) see awesome ppl. @th3buddhawithin I moved the Xbox to directly connect. Xbl is a go. #gameboy #castlevania #zelda #kirby #tetris #startrek #friends #xbl #living #me

I thought this said “champs cookies” and I was staring at it for minutes going, “I don’t get it, are the cookies in the jar? Do they make submerged cookies in Alabama? I wonder what that tastes like!” O_o #noob

Cookies submerged in Coke = I wouldn’t be surprised to find that in the South.  

2-shane-s:

:)

Really?

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memewhore:

“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it. 
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”

Oooooooohhhhhhhhh…

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And this one’s a fucking pussy.

This one thinks he would fuck me up if I stepped to him.

And I’m definitely back in Alabama. Those are special edition, Crimson Tide Champs Cokes. 

Just cleaning out my brother’s apartment is all.

This guy was hanging at my parent’s house. Dropping off some Lunesta.

Mikal Cronin - Change

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